The year of Rebranding

After doing a raw and thorough inventory of my life, I have decided to take myself off the market and rebrand. You're probably thinking "she done lost her mind!" Well, maybe i have BUT I have good reason to back it up.
Here's how I've figured it out. I am a commodity, a product that is in the market and though my sales have not been doing too badly, I know i can do better. I came to the conclusion that i have a consistent line of behaviour when it comes to the men i date. Much as i would like to share the details I'm actually still abit embarrassed about it and more so that i didn't realise it sooner even when some friends had tried to warn me. So, i date a particular type of guy who, even as i am getting into the relationship, i already know that its not going to last. Why? ask me later. I'm still working on that answer. As a result within no time I am bored and/or highly disgusted with the said chap and i quickly cut and run. The thing is now i know that i have been putting out a vibe that attracts this type of man and that only i can change it thus the rebranding. While reeling from the shock of my AHA!!! moment i discovered that i had tweaked my 'vibe' and though i was in hiding, i found that now i was attracting a completely new breed of guys. There i was standing in the queue at the supermarket when i discovered i had caught the eye of a rather good looking chap. So i thought ooh! maybe the tide has changed only for the nut to remove his hand from his pocket. Lo and behold now im attracted the married ones. I fled like i was a runaway slave and for the last two months i have been a fugitive in my own life. The moment i spot them i turn and run. Fortunately that on passed so now I'm just not giving them the time of day.
Perhaps i should mention at this point that while i am in no particular hurry to get married, i have every hope that the next guy, or maybe the next after that, will be the one i settle down with. Why? Honestly, the reason why i don't 'invest' in my past relationships has been because i have a pretty good idea of the kind of guy i want to marry and for the record he is NOT perfect and i hope to God he has flaws that match my own. So while i do not know him by name, yet, i know his character, his appeal, his strengths and weaknesses, perhaps even his spirit. All i know is that one day ill know. Yes yes i know how creepy it sounds but that the way it is.
So for the Year 2008 this product, the Muthenya, has been discontinued until further notice for rebranding. Any ideas on how she can improve the product are welcome, feel free to be honest.
So will i date before i figure out what's up? Sure, why not after all there's a chap out there just waiting to humour me. And truth be told, i am no tree. Every now and then i need a hug or even a 'baby, how you doing?' In the mean time i am declare this to the the Year of the Muthenya. See you on the other side.