Some people can be sooooooooooooooooooooo gross! No really I’m serious. I like to listen to the radio when I’m working. So in order to do so without bugging everyone else around me I like to use my earphones. So on this particular day the storos on radio were really hilarious so I was cracking up in my own little world as I went about my business. Suddenly a random dude who’s been threatening to “harass” me (his words) picks up the one earphone (the kind that goes INTO the ear) that is hanging and then….wait for it…STICKS IT IN HIS EAR! Now on most days I have no problem sharing my stuff but I draw the line at sharing things that enter any and all body openings. And then the nut expects me to go on and pot it right back in my ear. I almost passed out! It’s the equivalent of putting your finger in someone else’s nose. No really it is. Don’t think so? Ok imagine what happens when you find earwax on the earphone, as I did, said nut is trying to get you to put back in your ear?
Common sense and basic hygiene all suggest that susha things are not done. If you don’t share your toothbrush or your dildo then why in God’s name would you share your earphones? Then again if you’re the kind of person who does share these things then feel free to ask before you share. Others might not be as generous.
So I went about cleaning my earphone until I stopped feeling like gagging then I put a hex on him hoping to never see him again. Unfortunately we work for the same company so that might be difficult.
Na wanaume ndio wana tabia hiyo sana, not that mama’s are exempt but wamezidi. Nguys, let’s get serious.
Common sense and basic hygiene all suggest that susha things are not done. If you don’t share your toothbrush or your dildo then why in God’s name would you share your earphones? Then again if you’re the kind of person who does share these things then feel free to ask before you share. Others might not be as generous.
So I went about cleaning my earphone until I stopped feeling like gagging then I put a hex on him hoping to never see him again. Unfortunately we work for the same company so that might be difficult.
Na wanaume ndio wana tabia hiyo sana, not that mama’s are exempt but wamezidi. Nguys, let’s get serious.
4 comments:
You are good.
He would have been eating those headphones for lunch.
What's with dumb men and not knowing about respecting people's personal stuff?!1
ugh!!
LOL ive been getting that alot lately.it looks like i'll need to go back to being the ice-cold bitch i once used to be, ah! the good all days!
Sister we wait. Dont charge me for not welcoming you officially. Cute home.
That dilemma aint yours alone I always get pissed off when people are fighting for my pen while they still have their bics whats the point its still a pen. That dumb just tell him off uso kwa uso..
its all good.im still trying to find my way so dont worry yourself. these days i leave them locked in my desk when im on walk about in the office. once bitten twice is just a recipe for murder.
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